Friday, April 4, 2014

The Last Crusade

This just in, the Holy Grail has apparently been found. It turns out it was not in the Treasury at Petra (suck it, Indiana Jones). Nor was it in the other likely location, Rosslyn Chapel in Scotland. And it apparently wasn't Audrey Tautou:

Nope, not her.
This is the biggest news since the Ark of the Covenant was found in a museum in Harare, Zimbabwe (or possibly in Axum in Ethiopia). Now, if only they manage to find the lost tomb of Genghis Khan.

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